How much can you bench press? Why can I bench press more than you?

I can put up 225. All you guys are pansies. I even set up my bench in my driveway and pump a few out so people know their role.

How much can you bench press? Why can I bench press more than you?
I could probably bench-press about 35 pounds. If it makes you feel better I'll concede you're far stronger than me.
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Reply:Wow, you are so cool, I wish I could be like you! Yea ******* right! If that's all you have to be proud of, I'm sorry.