Wednesday, February 15, 2012

What movie is this from?

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must

cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!

[hah]

[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.

ARTHUR: Look!

BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]

ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

[whop]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR: You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!

Come on then.

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.

What movie is this from?
[[ARTHUR

All right! What do you want?



TALL KNIGHT

We want ... a shrubbery!



ARTHUR

A what?



TALL KNIGHT

Ni! Ni! Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!



The PAGES rear and snort and rattle their coconuts.



ARTHUR

All right! All right! ... No more, please. We will find you a shrubbery ...



TALL KNIGHT

You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall not pass

through this wood alive!



ARTHUR

Thank

you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will return

with a shrubbery.



TALL KNIGHT

One that looks nice.



ARTHUR

Of course.



TALL KNIGHT

And not too expensive.



ARTHUR

Yes ...



TALL KNIGHT

Now - go!



ROGER

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?



ARTHUR

Erm, yes.



ROGER

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at

will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is

sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under

considerable economic stress at this point in time.



ARTHUR

Did you say shrubberies?



ROGER

Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the

Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.]]



++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...

[[TIM

That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and

bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.



ROBIN

You tit. I soiled my armor I was so scared!



TIM

That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer!



GALAHAD

| Oh, fk off.

+ Get stuffed.



TIM

He'll do you up a treat mate!



GALAHAD

Oh yeah?



ROBIN

| You turd!

+ Mangy scots git!



TIM

Look. I'm warning you.



ROBIN

What's he do? Nibble your bum?



TIM

Well, It's got huge ... very sharp ... it can jump a... look at the bones.



ARTHUR

Go on, Bors, chop its head off.



BORS

Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming up.]]

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...

[[oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou

take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no

less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of

the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count

thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right

out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then

lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who

being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.]]



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Just totally LOVE this movie.. !!! i ve been a python fan for ages !!! NI !!!!
Reply:Monty Python and the Holy Grail...........
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Reply:Graham Chapman as King Arthur, John Cleese as "The Black Knight", both are in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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Reply:Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Were the Knights who say NEE!
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Reply:It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail



But then again, the Giant Rabbit at the French castle might argue that it is from Monty Python and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - for which thou shall count to three - not two and not four. Although The Knights who say "Ni" would say that it was a "red herring" (although the herring would never chop down the trees) and that it was really from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. To which I say.........."Mongoose!" to all of them!



The correct answer is "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"



Trust me, a llama told me. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what i mean?)
Reply:It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, natch!
Reply:Sorry I can't help you,but good luck finding the correct answer.
Reply:monty python and the quest for the holy grail.



its one of my all time favorties.
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Reply:nice book

where can i purchase it from ,, hehehe
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Reply:Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!! Only one of the greatest films ever made.

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