Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Why did Scrooge change?

He was so cool when I first met him, first we used to play pogs together, then it was texas hold-em in high school, then we used to trade stocks. But now he is a pansy...

Why did Scrooge change?
He saw the error of his ways and the effect that he had on other peoples lives, and he didn't like what he saw. He found the path to redemption through the three spirits who visited him on Christmas Eve.
Reply:He got burned out on the drugs ,sex and rockin roll. Now he coaches little league and goes to church on Sunday.
Reply:He got a raise in his salary and passed some of it on to Bob Cratchet.
Reply:What?
Reply:umm, I dunno.


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