Can you write an entertaining story that INCLUDES these "P" words in any order?

This is just for fun! Here is a sample of another one!

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porcupine

parsnip

pompadour

peculiar

poof!

pandemonium

pansy

porkchop

planet

poetry

plastic

Can you write an entertaining story that INCLUDES these "P" words in any order?
Silva, Sarge,LadyBug Kisses, Sunshine, Matt and ...... Miss Kitty



Silva watched as Kitty teased her hair and shoved it into her typical bouffant.

Silva:"You know, Kitty.......I think it may be time for you to come up with a new hairdo. You're beginning to remind me of a (1) porcupine. Hahahaha."

Kitty:"Listen (8) porkchop....You do YOUR thing and I'll do mine! Ahh.....Now just ONE more clump of hair...(5)Poof!!

Da dahhhhhhh!!"

Silva:"Whatever." She nudged LadyBug Kisses as they tried to stifle their giggles.

As Kitty surveyed her red tresses, in strolled Sarge.

Silva took one look and choked on her mouthful of Ensure.

Silva:"Holy COW, Sarge!! What the HECK?!"

Sarge had decided to try something new. Instead of his usual school-boy haircut, he had decided to emulate his idol, Elvis.

Kitty:" A (3) POMPADOUR??!!"

Sarge smiled, twirled in place and sang at the top of his lungs:" ? YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG ?"

Silva and LadyBug Kisses joined in, jumping up on the (11)plastic coffee table and gyrating in a MOST (4) peculiar fashion.



In the midst of all this, Sunshine and Matt emerged from a back room.

Sunshine took one look at her friends , grabbed her guitar and plugged it in. In her tight chaps and tank top , she was quite a sight.

As she swung her hips in Matt's direction, he spit out the (2) parsnip he had been chewing on!! He stared open-mouthed as Sunshine sang harmony with Sarge while playing a rousing solo on her Fender.

Kitty:"Close your mouth, Matt!!! You're beginning to drool!!!"

Matt wiped his mouth and blew kisses to Sunshine.

Kitty:"JESUS!!! Has the ENTIRE (9) planet gone MAD??!!"

Silva yelled down to Kitty just before she kicked her leg in what can ONLY be described as a GREAT Rockette move!!!!

Silva:"Kitty!!! Don't be such a (7) pansy!!! Join in the fun!!"

Just when Kitty thought things couldn't GET any crazier, Matt whipped out a little book from his shirt pocket and started reciting (10) poetry.

Kitty:"THAT's it!!! Matt Dillon reciting Shakespeare??!!"

Kitty plopped down on the couch, got her bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut from her purse and proceeded to drink.

She looked up at the heavens....."Wake me up when it's over, God."



CAST OF CHARACTERS:



Silva...... http://www.unjinx.com/images/enub_animat...

LadyBugKisses ...... http://www.flickr.com/photos/maryannemc/...

Sarge....... http://www.cartoonsbydeano.com/images/el...

Sunshine ....... http://costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105...

Matt....... http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/james-arnes...
Reply:Thank you,Silva. I loved writing it. Thank you, too, LB. This little dittie truely wrote itself.My fingers would barely keep up with my mind.GREAT fun.

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Reply:While I was out in my plastic pansy garden I saw something most peculiar on this planet ! A porcupine was in the parsnip patch* in a pompadour reading poetry. This would have caused a great pandemonium among the other forest creatures so I thought I would make a porkchop out of him but, when I turned around -poof! he was gone.





* extra P word used ! :)
Reply:AN ELVIS SIGHTING



Last night I stopped by the Pay%26amp;Pay grocery store to pick up a few items. Being single, I didn’t need much, just one PORKCHOP, a PARSNIP or two, peanuts, popcorn, potato chips and a pair of pantyhose. The checker asked me if I wanted paper or PLASTIC bags for my purchases. I always choose plastic because I recycle them as liners for my wastebaskets. As I was leaving the store, I remembered I had forgotten to buy ground beef for the PORCUPINES I planned to make. “Next time, take a list!!” I told myself.



As I was walking across the parking lot back to my car, I was surprised to see PANDEMONIUM had broken out. A most PECULIAR sight greeted my eyes! A larger-than-life spacecraft was parked at the far end of the lot! People were running this way and that, fleeing the scene, and trying to escape. I could see why!! I mean, other than the fact that you don’t usually see a spacecraft parked in a grocery store parking lot; it was obviously from another PLANET. None of “ours” looked anything like this.



Suddenly, the door of the spacecraft opened. Out stepped a very handsome man with a black POMPADOUR hairstyle. In fact, he looked just like Elvis Presley. He started walking towards me with a swivel in his hips, and a song on his lips. He was pure POETRY in motion!! He said, “Don’t be afraid, Little Lady, “I’m Elvis—surely, you remember me.” I replied, “Don’t call me Shirley, my name is PANSY.”



“But Elvis, if you really are Elvis, you are supposed to be dead,” I protested. Elvis laughed, and said, “Those rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. Actually, aliens from the planet, Pluto, kidnapped me. They had seen me perform in Vegas via an inter-galactic broadcast. I must admit I was plenty surprised to learn that I was known all over the galaxy.....I mean I knew I was famous, but certainly thought it was just confined to this planet. Anyway, long story short--they beamed down, and took me back to Pluto. Turns out, they did me a big favor.”



“Why are you here now?” I asked curiously. “Elvis said, “As a matter of fact, I came back to pick up a few groceries. I love fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and I can’t get peanut butter and bananas on Pluto. They don’t plant peanuts, and they don’t have palm trees.” I just stood there mesmerized. I couldn’t believe I was actually talking to Elvis. He continued, “I stop back from time to time to stock up on supplies.” I answered, “Well, I guess that would explain the Elvis sightings I have read about over the years in the ‘National Intruder’.”



“But Elvis,” I asked. “How is it possible you look like the young handsome Elvis--not the old fat Elvis of later years.” He replied, with a full grin, displaying his perfect white teeth, “Don’t be cruel!! That’s why I love it on Pluto. They have a working Fountain of Youth, and a constant supply of magic mushrooms. Doesn’t get any better than that!!”



“Say, Pansy,” Elvis asked, “Are you married or engaged or in any way romantically involved?” My curiosity was aroused as to why he asked me that, but I replied, “No, and I’m not gay if that is what you are asking.” He answered, “I’ve been down at the end of lonely street for awhile, and I wondered if you would like to accompany me back to Pluto.” I answered flirtatiously, “You ain’t nothin’ but a Hound Dog! Besides, wouldn’t I get awfully old before we’d get there? I mean I might even die on the way.”



Elvis answered, as he took my hand, “Nah! The Plutonians have solved the problem of the time/space continuum. We can be there in a flash.” This was all happening so fast. I was being swept off my feet. “Do you think you could ever love me?” I asked Elvis--hoping he would tell me he could. I mean I didn’t want to end up at Heartbreak Hotel, after all. Elvis answered, “I want you, I need you, I love you, but right now we have to hurry, the Paparazzi will be here soon!”



I considered my options for a long time, at least five seconds, and answered, “Love me Tender.” Then we ran into the Pay%26amp;Pay to get Elvis’ supplies and whatever I might need, and also picked up the groceries I had dropped when I first saw Elvis. Next thing I knew, we were in the spacecraft, and lifted off in a POOF of smoke! Elvis whispered in my ear, “I’m in love, I’m all shook up!”
Reply:The day was a peculiar one. The porcupin swallowed the pansy- which he mistook as a parsnip.. Oh, what pandemonium that cause. Poof! it went down his throat! But then like an unchewed porckchop, it stopped. He couldnt breath, he felt as if a plastic bag had been placed over his head. The planets stopped. The poets cried. That is the pandemonium of the one eyed pompadour porcupine.
Reply:Once Upon a Time there was a big Hollywood movie star. She lived in her peculiar apartment with her pet, Pansy the porcupine, in New York City. Everyday the actress would wake up, grab a plastic cup and run to Planet Smoothie before walking Pansy. This day was different, today when Pansy was being walked into Planet Smoothie she saw a Pompadour. But then it disappeared with a POOF! Pansy walked over to where the Pompadour was at and then Pansy went POOF! When Pansy woke up not knowing where she was. All she saw was parsnip and pork chops. It was like Shakespeare-written poetry that she couldn't understand. So with her frustration she belted out the song Pandemonium form The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!
Reply:I surveyed my poor attempt at doing my hair up in a POMPADOUR style for the Dodge City masquerade ball. Nothing seemed to be going my way. I had burned the PORK CHOPs at dinner. The PARSNIPs had wilted and lost their flavor. And now, as I surveyed my PECULIAR reflection, I looked like something from another PLANET with a PORCUPINE on her head. Maybe I can disguise it I thought. So I picked a PANSY from my treasured potted plant and secured it in my hair with a colorful PLASTIC Japanese comb. I could see no POETRY, reason, or rhyme to my hair style but it would have to do.



Before leaving, I decided to check out Yahoo Answers just to see what was going on. I came across Sunshine,s post to Silva's "P" question and I erupted into a PANDEMONIUM of laughter and...POOF!...there went my hairdo that I had so laboriously worked with.



(Just had to have a little fun with this. Still LMAO)
Reply:yes, yes i can



Once apon a time there was a porcupine names phenelipy who was one of the few to graduate from the poetry of which craft and wizardry. shelived on pine planet she could do any thing even poof! a porkchop out of thin air or even a tasty parsnip. She had a peculiar tast in cloths she had a pink dress and a plasitc comb in her pompadour hair style. when all of a sudden she hered a pandermonium noise. KABOOM!!! a giante space ship came crashing down and broke a pansy that was in a pot. mrs.harrise came running down and killed the aileans for breaking her preacious plant every one loved mrs.harrisefrom then on.



the end



see i told u i could
Reply:This particular planet is in pandemonium today over a peculiar plastic porcupine named porkchop. You see it belongs to the parsnip poetry club and one day POOF!!! it disappeared. They are all a bunch of pansies i think to freak out over a lost porcupine. its kinda freaky looking with a pink pompadour anyways...