Whenever my wife Alice drives me crazy i threaten to punch her to the moon! Now one of my blabbermouthed neighbors overheard me and called the police! I dont know why this was ok back in the 1950s but today everyone is such a pansy and you cannot threaten your spouse any longer!
Is sending your wife to the moon spousal abuse?
THE MOONS TO CLOSE !!!!! YOU'LL STILL HEAR HER SCREAMING FROM THERE!!!!
Reply:yeah I dont mind if you do that, if you promise to send my ex along with her...
Reply:Maybe she wishes that she could go to the moon to get away from you. lol.
Reply:your right about that next question is it a 1 way ticket or round trip if 1 way abuse of her , if round trip would be her abusing you
Reply:only if you forget to put her in a rocket.
Reply:Not everyone makes up and says "Baby, you're the greatest."
Reply:way to go there ralphie boy...
Pow! Right in the kisser!
Reply:Dear Ralph,
Just like your wife held her own in your day, so do ours in our day. Only now our wives are exercising regularly and taking self-defense classes while we're sitting behind a desk. It just wouldn't make sense to physically threaten mine; I might be the one who ends up on the moon.
Reply:This is not 1950. Slavery was once legal, but is no longer acceptable. Wife beating is also no longer acceptable. Unless your wife is an astronaut, you had better not even threaten to send her to the moon. She can have you sent to jail. You might actually want to enroll in an anger management course right away, Ralphie. Hahaha.
Reply:Give your wife the evil eye, and threaten her telepathically...lol
Just kitting, maybe you shouldn't threaten her anymore...
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