My girlfriend's been having "discipline" problems with her child...do you think she ought to send him to..

..."Camp Hardship Military Academy?"

(Teaching Boys to Kill Since 1867)



...they specialize in "building character," and elimanating "pansy" traits...

My girlfriend's been having "discipline" problems with her child...do you think she ought to send him to..
Military school? Piffle.



This is precisely why basements, soundproofing, and rope were created.



"Settle" the child down there for a couple of days with a television/VCR playing round-the-clock reruns of "Oprah" and "The Brady Bunch" and the child will come around.



Oh, and try to remember to feed and water the dear child.
Reply:Military academy seems like a good idea. It's better to teach someone how to kill than to teach them how to sit around in their armchair whining about stuff they don't have the guts to do something about.
Reply:no, I definitely wouldn't
Reply:why is mom incapable to teaching character and values, and why is Dad not doing his job?
Reply:A military environment at that age is not about teaching people about war, but about teaching them about self discipline.
Reply:Looks to me that a couple weeks in solitary should do the trick. lol Besides, any eight year old who can't take on bullies and whup 'em definitely has something seriously wrong with him. Maybe she should consider a sex change.
Reply:LMFAO like you have a girlfriend!!
Reply:I agree with Marla