Which of the following statements will happen first ??

a, Americans will understand that 'football' is a proper game played worldwide, not a pansy game where the players need helmets and shoulder pads



b, Liverpool will win the Premier League



c, Elvis Presley will serve me fish %26amp; chips at my local chippy



d, I'll divorce Jessica Alba and marry Shakira



or



e, none of the above have zilch chance of happening

Which of the following statements will happen first ??
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Reply:I'd go with Elvis at the chippy. LFC have about as much chance of winning the Premiership as Grimsby Town have of winning Division 2 - Nil.



Americans are beginning to understand football, but it will never take off, due to the history of the other sports associated with the States, and Shakira has had a hip replacement and isn't really worth bothering with, so stick with Jessica!!
Reply:(b)

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But OMG! - Stay away from Shakira!!!!
Reply:I'd lean towards c, but I guess D is a possibility too.



But no I'll go with b
Reply:I'm a liverpool fan so I really hope its 'b'
Reply:a) due to some americans dropping outta school thereby making them fick! they need another name for football so they aint sue'd for confusing the poor f****ers thereby calling it soccer (which makes them look even more stupid than before!)



b) didnt know it was comedy hour on yahoo answers!

never mind winning the prem they still trying to get the FOURTH champs league spot! ROFL@smarty



c) while you there tell him i dont eat salt so will not be requireing any



d) when ya divorced her send her my way (i dont mind seconds(i never did at school!))



e) sounds about right (apart from elvis!!!)
Reply:A.) Seems very unlikely

oh excuss me the adverts have finished

NFL is back on



45 seconds later

more adverts again what were you saying?
Reply:This time it's "e",tho I must admit that I have hope in some Americans growing tolerance,love towards what we call football and "a":)
Reply:d

b

a

and c will never happen
Reply:liverpool will win the premier league
Reply:anything except A



americans (not all tho) r very ignorant.. i cannot believe i m saying this... but LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE EPL BEFORE AMERICANS UNDERSTAND THE REAL MEaNING OF FOOTBALL! =]
Reply:E



I think the Premier League will go under another name change before liverpool can hammer it down.
Reply:f- I WILL divorce jessica alba before u and marry shakira and have a 3some with her and pammy anderson.
Reply:E!!! you will stay with jessica alba! :P lol
Reply:b
Reply:in this order:-

B

D - you're a quick worker!!

C - good song

A - this wont ever happen

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